I woke up bored so I turned on the TV and found it set to cartoons. There’s this show called Rollbots, a Canadian-produced story about robots that transform into balls. They battle the evil Vertex and keep the city at peace.

Kids TV may no longer be as fun to watch as they were back in the 1980′s, but at least the animation has improved immensely. Also, Beast Wars’ Optimus Prime is the voice of the captain. Unfortunately, I’m not interested enough to keep watching it. But speaking of rolling objects, I have a review of a game I dug up on my Android phone that I’ll share with you next time.

I put this up on my Tumblr earlier today, but just HAD to share it with you all here: Cracked.com presents: 7 badass cartoon villains who lost to retarded heroes!!!

The best part comes at the end, simultaneously humorous and thought-provoking. “While boys were taught that evil giant transforming robots could only be defeated with other giant transforming robots, girls were taught that evil could be defeated with the power of rainbows and flamboyant song and dance.” If that is the case, I think we need more giant transforming robots and choreography in life. And imagine if we fought evil with giant transforming rainbow-coloured robots who perform flamboyant songs and dance. The good we could accomplish could very well rid the entire world of villainy.

I read the entire article and wonder how exactly there isn’t more evil in the world, given that our heroes are such characters as Teddy Ruxpin, and the Care Bears?

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