The Transformers ran in the US from 1984 to 1987. Like many weekday afternoon cartoons, it suffered from half-assed animation and, when you look at it, poor writing and one-take voice acting. After its run ended in the US with the three-part Headmasters episode, Japan took it over with Transformers: Headmasters, finishing the arc as they saw fit. Not to be outdone, they continued with another series. Transformers: Super-God Masterforce, Transformers: Victory, and the completely mysterious Transformers: Zone.
A few days ago, I was curious as to what I had missed out on, so I went on YouTube to see. I lead myself through a series of original series episodes, watched the end of The Return of Optimus Prime, and wondered what I was thinking as a child when I had originally watched this.
And then I found Transformers: Headmasters. I don’t know what I watched, exactly, but Alpha Trion—this old Transformer guy— zapped the Autobot Matrix of Leadership, originally the animated movie’s MacGuffin — and then I think Optimus Prime was supposed to save the day by killing himself and then Hot Rod became Optimus prime and then I read a comment that talked about Transformers joining hands and shooting rainbows.
Yes, you read that correctly. The Japanese people turned the Transformers into the Care Bears.
After that I watched a kid scream at his cat Reo for being a cat, and then dug up a clip from American Idol.
And then today, what do I see recommended by YouTube?
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