NASA, on 2 December 2010, discovered a new life form. Unlike the rest of life on earth, which is carbon based or something, this is based on arsenic. Arsenic is poisonous. WE GON’ DIE!

Remember this guy? You probably don’t, unless you read Gizmodo, or watched that iPhone video I posted last week. Well, funny story about him. Last weekend, cops busted down his front door and stole his computer and the iPhone. And other stuff. I didn’t find out about it until this morning. Thanks, UK, for being  [...]

It’s been nice knowing you all, for this short period. It appears that aliens have decided to make themselves known to us via a strange spiral above the skies of Norway. Video is also available of this thing. Check it out.

I have had a long standing belief that a true holiday is celebrated with Ham. For me it is not a real holiday in any sense of the word if there is no Ham. I do not mean to say that holiday’s must feature a pork product of some kind because then I would be [...]

Hey Girls and Guys, I would like to ask the City of Brotherly Love and Friends if they have any thoughts on my state’s Gov’ner Mark Sanford and his behavior. After all, when Pres. B.O. asked if the state of South Carolina would like some more money, my gov said no thanks. I guess he [...]