Every so often I will bring you an entry from Uncyclopedia, the world’s foremost leader in misinformation next to Wikipedia (which, I hear, is supposed to be legit). This week’s entry comes from reader and girlfriend Vanessa in Pittsburgh, PA, who tells a lot of “Your Mom” jokes, also covered in the article. You’ll be hearing a lot from her.

Your Mom, Born approx. 30 years before you were (15 for trailer trash), is a well known parent and parental figure, celebrated for her dedication to keeping you out of R-rated movies, calling just to “check up on you”, and whoring herself on the streets like a Taiwanese prostitute. Despite a “lack of credibility” most likely caused by said sluttery, your mom is always there to do your laundry, include love as an ingredient in her recipe, or crush you with her massive gravitational pull.

Read more about Your Mom at Uncyclopedia.