It’s Halftime. The Who are on Stage.

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And before you say anything, lemme get this outta the way:

So anyway, this is what we’ve seen so far in the first half. A million Doritos or Budweiser commercials, and the Colts doing a great job of staying ahead, denying the Saints a touchdown about 3 yards from the end zone.

Oh yeah. There was also Mr. Burns—

—autotuning to Bud Lite—

—creating a human bridge for Budweiser—

—and a new theme park opening up at Universal Studios Florida.

Oh yeah, and then two commercials where everyone was pantsless.

Which reminds me, I forgot what that site was that was offering free pants. Can you tell me what it was, so I can get some free pants?

So, if this is what I have to look forward to for the second half, I don’t think I’ll be watching the rest of the Superbowl. Just let me know if the Colts actually won in the morning.