I saw a television advertisement for the financial Bible of God.  It was basically a book on how to make a profit through the power of Jesus.  Of course, people were encouraged to ORDER NOW because there were only 2,000 copies left of the $100 book.  Naturally, God moves in mysterious ways. If you write a book about how you can get rich off of the higher power, then you WILL get rich by the higher power.  I assume that $200,000 bucks for a book is not bad, even after you factor in the costs of promotion and production.

Which brings me to ME.  I’d like to create my own religion so that I could get rich as well.

So like Hubbard, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John and all great writers before me, I’m going to write and start my own religion.

I don’t feel like paying for an agent at this point, and I definitely don’t want to self publish.  The best way for me to get started is to use the Internet, gain supporters, and then make it rich.  Therefore, my religion will be called the Religion of Technological Advancement.

Unlike some religions, I will not have a questionnaire where you can answer questions about how depressed you may or may not be.  I don’t want to make my followers feel badly about themselves.  I also don’t expect my followers to give 10% of their income to support the home of the holy, technological one.  The economy is rough; therefore, all I ask is that you give 9.9% of your income to me, the enlightened IT person to the higher power.

You may ask why you should give money to the Religion of Technological Advancements.  You should give because technology controls your day.  Sick of traffic jams caused by faulty traffic lights?  Sick of computer viruses?  Sick of broken MP3 players?  Your non-refundable donation to the Religion of Technological Advancements will make your day run smoothly.

Please send your donations to The Religion of Technological Advancements…….

Religion of Technological Advancements: connecting the world to the chosen one.   The spiritual leader has helped us make technological advancements in the world. Every computer you see, every iPhone, every HD-ready TV is a gift from our higher power.

Comment me if you’re interested in joining.  I’ll get you set up with a PayPal account.

Haha.