This may only interest the few people who like reading people talk to each other. Months ago, Adam and I were conversing in GChat, when I mentioned to him,

me: so. i has house.
Adam: All by your lonesome?
me: YEP! ^_^
Adam: I’m watching house. does that count?
Adam: so, where is it? how big?
Adam:and how did you swing buying a house?
me: i’m really just renting from my parents
Adam: i thought maybe you had an inside line on trading or robbed a bank or something
me: insider trading. that’s not my style.
Adam: outsider trading?
me: nope.

And, little did I realise, the next line would start off a chain reaction, leading to the the weirdest chat moment I had ever involved myself in.

me: actually theft isn’t much my style either.

You will understand as you continue reading.

me: though i’d totally conspire.
Adam: to lay by the fire?
me: …
me: I SHALL CONSPIRE!
me: I’ll be the getaway driver
Adam: i’ll light the fire
me: you know guys to hire?
Adam: just don’t drive through the mire…
me: first you have to cut the green wire
Adam: if not, what would transpire?
me: EXPLOSIONS! The consequences, DIRE!!
Adam: Liar!
me: funeral pyre!
Adam: Get to close and you’d most likely perspire.
me: but back to what we conspire
me: what does this heist require?
Adam: A car equipped with 4 tires
Adam: And detailed plans of the spire.
me: can we threaten with books by stephanie meyer?
Adam: That’s more frightening than gunfire!
me: It’s vampires, sire.
Adam: We can escape to the shire.
me: should we find henchmen by flyer?
Adam: To hire a squire?
me: Perhaps, but let’s aim higher.
Adam: So someone in finer attire?
me: and let them work with a plier.
Adam: What is the goal we desire?
me: But, but…. we can be RICH! and RETIRE!
Adam: Oh, sing the choir!
me: or so says the friar.
Adam: That seems like a non sequitur (bit of a stretch)
me: So back to work I must go, for without this heist I must acquire my money in other ways. I mean….. I have to end with acquire.
me: or, HAH i win sequitur doesn’t rhyme!
Adam: me too. ire
me: oh i just thought of my friend, dylan maguire.
Adam: lol

I think, mostly, I was proud of my ability to include a mention of the worst book ever written.