Doris Nesswater of the Brown Spot does.
I LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS!11 I LOVE THE WAY THEY MAKE ME FEEL POWERFUL! I LOVE EXCLAMATION POINTS! THEY REALLY DRIVE IT HOME THAT I MEAN BUSINESS, AND I MEAN IT NOW!!1111 SOMETIMES, I JUST END UP WITH LONG STRINGS OF UNREADABLE SYMBOLS AFTERWARD BECAUSE I HOLD THE KEY DOWN SO LONG, BUT I THINK THAT’S JUST ME ONE-UPPING THE COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!1ELEVENT
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