Dear Britney Spears,

Why must you continue to be in the news? And, worse yet, why must you be in the news because you’re a bad mother?

According to a post on E! Online, (posted, oddly enough, at 11:11 on 11/11) two-year old Jayden James Federline went to the hospital because of “a reaction to something he ingested” when visiting Louisiana. And because of this, the baby daddy Kevin Federline could regain custody of the children. See the article for the actual scoop, less dumbed down there than here. Yes, hard to believe that I dumbed down a dumbed-down article. -le sigh-

Actually, I think what’s worse than those poor children at the hands of Britney Spears, is that this is being reported as actual news. And there are people in the world reading that with genuine interest. Apparently the world is all Hollywood, glitz, glam.