I can’t quite make sense of the fact that Nadya Suleman—the woman who had eight babies at once—is now being given an offer by Vivid Entertainment to star in “hardcore porn.”

The morality and MILF jokes aside, who’d actually want to watch a porn starring a lady who popped out fourteen children total? Surely not me, but there’s gotta be a host of others who would get off on this. And that kinda frightens me.

Then again, I still want to find out if “In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon^†” actually exists, and yes I actually want to see it.

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^† The alleged video was mentioned briefly in the the 2002 comedy 40 Days and 40 Nights, and may indeed be a fictional production.