OK. Two things: 1) Kung Fu and Karate are completely separate martial arts forms. I don’t think the terms are interchangeable. So already this movie is going to make me sick. 2) I didn’t know, when it started, that it was a Karate Kid trailer, and was mocking the obvious similarities throughout the trailer. “Hey, Karate Kid remake!” “Watch this be called The Kung Fu Kid.” “Take off the jacket. Put it back on.” Fight! And then when the title appeared, the shock of it actually being The Karate Kid made me guffaw right in the middle of the theatre.

Two more things: 1) YOURE THE BEST AROUND! So catch that fly! 2) I hope mini-Will Smith uses the crane kick at the end.