All it took was the headline: Jim Carrey, Sean Penn And Benicio Del Toro Cast As Three Stooges. MTV news is reporting something that makes me want to throw up. They are taking the venerable Three Stooges films and somehow doing a remake. Starring the above actors.

I tried to read the article, but it depressed me so. I got as far as Carry, Penn, and Del Toro will play Curly, Larry, and Moe, respectively.

Prepare for mediocrity, America (and the world), coming to a theatre near you in 2010.