The morning will pass uneventfully, here on the East Coast, and then most people will stop their workday to watch Apple, Inc CEO Steve Jobs‘ keynote speech, where he’s going to most likely unveil the new iPhone. They’ve been throwing around names like iPhone 4G or iPhone HD. My favorite is the latter.

The new iPhone will have a better processor and more memory than the 3GS, but I don’t really care because (a) I still have the first ever iPhone, so anything will be better than this, and (b) the most exciting thing I heard on the rumor mill is that the camera might be able to shoot HD video. Vidcasts galore! But, these are only rumors. 64GB iPhones, A4 processors, HD video . . . what will the phone really have?

We shall see, Mr. Jobs. We shall see.