Robots + Unicorns
This is one of those games I shouldn’t be caught playing, because it has unicorns, but Spiritonin’s Robot Unicorn Attack is one amazing game.
I mean, sure you play as a unicorn, but it’s a robot unicorn! A robot unicorn that … collects faeries … and busts through crystalline stars … but it’s a robot unicorn that busts through crystalline stars! And it explodes!!!
The game is very easy. You just need two fingers and your eyes glued to your monitor. Basically, you press Z to jump across ledges, collect faeries, and press X to dash through stars—which explode when you do so. But be careful; if you fail to press X and just run headfirst into the star, you are the one to explode.
You also explode by failing to land on the ledges, hitting walls, and forgetting to jump at the curbs.
Lives are called wishes, of which you get three, and at some point, mystical dolphins begin following you. That’s about as far as I got because THE AWESOMEST SONG EVER was beginning to get on my nerves.
That is all. Play it now.
(via newageamazon)


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Shaz
1. This the greatest game everrrrrrrrrrrr
2. WHY THE HOCKEYSTICKS DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS DIRECTLY!? I MEAN THERE’S MOTHERSMURFING UNICORNS IN IT!
3. I effing love this song.
Feb 08, 2010 @ 2:06 am