I know. I said I’d tell you about it months ago. Well, I still haven’t beaten it, and I removed it from my old phone pending receipt of the iPhone 4. The farthest I got on the old phone was a barber shop quartet of bears that sang you to death.
Anyway, now that I have it on the iPhone 4 the game is about ten times better! Crisp, clear animation, heart-pounding gameplay, and I STILL DONT’ KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
All I know is, in the beginning Oliver (above) is riding a wagon pulled by unicorns, but then the wheel snaps, the unicorns panick, the wagon flips, the unicorns SOMEHOW DECAPITATE THEMSELVES, and this bear is left to fend for himself as hordes of furry pink teddy bears rush at him to seal his fate.
The controls are so easy to figure out. You put your finger on the cross-hair, you drag it around to aim, and while dragging it around, your other finger taps elsewhere on the screen to fire. Knock heads off, RAINBOWS POUR OUT OF THE ORAFICE.
FUCKING. RAINBOWS.
This game is too awesome for words.
The game is 99¢ in the App Store, and at the moment, so is its prequel, Battle Bears -1. Get both of these games and your day is basically gone.
Trailers, so you know what you’re getting yourself into:
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