While talking to About 12 Minutes’ own m. today we touched upon the topic of her cat. What ensues under the cut is that discussion.

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Jay: tesla will be the best ^_^

m.: he IS the best

Jay: can i videotape him some time
Jay: and then
Jay: put LOLcaptions EVERYWHERE???????????????????????????

m.: hahah yes!
m.: i need more TesLOLs

Jay: or
Jay: can YOU videotape tesla
Jay: and then lolcaption it yourself on paper and then i’ll do all the technical work?

m.: haha ok

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m.: did he say, “funky butt lovin’?”
Jay: in soviet russia, funky butt loves you

m.: hahaha

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Jay: MAKE VIDEO OF TESLA TONIGHT

m.: haha ok.if he does somehing exciting.
m.: i wish he was addicted to catnip

Jay: MAKE HIM
Jay: just give him a lot
Jay: he’ll get excited
Jay: and then
Jay: he’ll REQUIRE IT
Jay: and without it
Jay: he’d just be a lump of fur
Jay: passed out in a corner
Jay: bloodshot eyes
Jay: low, raspy meow.
Jay: and then when you give him catnip, he’ll be like his old self
Jay: but more hyper
Jay: that’s how you know you got him addicted
Jay: then you sell it to him for $20 a bag

m.: i don’t want an addict Kitty

Jay: can i post that to about12minutes?

m.: yes
m.: please

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