The stock market sucks, and you spent all your money on Forever Stamps because I told you to.  So now what?  Maybe it’s time to get a good job.  With so few jobs, the market is competitive.  So, tell me, what do you really have to offer?  Talent?  Skill?  Experience?  Or maybe you dislike your butt?   

That’s right.  Reality TV producers are getting behind in their ideas.  Craigslist.org patrons will find a request for people who hate their butts.  People who hate their butts may be able to put their money where their booty is. Go to DC. Go to TV Video Radio jobs. Click on the Monday, August 4th posting of Do You Hate Your Butt?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tfr/782277691.html  If this sounds like something you’re interested in, contact them.  You might be too late, BUTT it’s better late than never.