About 12 Minutes is coming back. Stay tuned.

Curlel begins the story of spork.

Got any? I’d love to know. Call us at 484-994-2126 and let us know how bad it’s been. Calls must be received by midnight Sunday, December 12, 2010.

NASA, on 2 December 2010, discovered a new life form. Unlike the rest of life on earth, which is carbon based or something, this is based on arsenic. Arsenic is poisonous. WE GON’ DIE!

Oi! It’s not called Turkey Day, it’s called Thanksgiving! I really hate it when people call it Turkey Day. And yes, I used to call it Turkey Day as well, but I’ve seen the error of my ways, and it’s time to reclaim the damn name of today’s holiday! Turkey Day sounds like such a [...]