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The Internet is kind of an amazing thing. This afternoon, I ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut. But I didn’t need to speak to anyone at all. It was all handled over the phone!!!! And here’s something else that’s just crazy! @wheredidjengo ordered Internet through the Internet! Conclusion: The Internet transcends all and has now [...]

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